Everything I need to know I learned from Stars Wars

[JonisRahl]

Just thought it would be fun to make a post about a huge part of my child hood......Don't read it just skip this post
or have fun which ever comes first

1) Anger, Fear and Aggression lead to the dark side.
2) When judging people size matters not.
3) You must follow your own path no one can choose it for you.
4) Traveling through hyperspace is not like dusting crops.
5) If it smells bad on the outside it probably smells worse on the inside.
6) Try not. Do or do not there is no try.
7) Wars do not make one great.
8) Always let the Wookie win.
9) No disintegration.
10) Faith in your friends is a strength.
11) The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
12) Many of the truths we hold dear depend greatly on our point of view.
13) Some times you have to bury your feelings.
14) Don't give into your anger.
15) You must always do what you feel is right.
16) Don't always look to the horizon. Keep your mind on where you are what you are doing.
17) Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.
18) Always stay on target.
19) Mind and pass on what you have learned.
20) You can't escape your destiny.
21) This one goes here, that one goes there.
22) Walk in a single file line to hide your numbers.
23) You must learn control.
24) In seeking your destiny, patience is your ally.
25) If your not afraid, you will be. You will be.
26) Even if its a great shot, don't get cocky.
27) Never under estimate the power of the dark side.
28) If all else fails, angle your deflector shields
29) Keep your promises even if they take you far far away.
30) In the pursuit of Peace and Justice remember the force will be with you always.

[Anubis]

You missed off: "The Dark Side can provide far more fun in life than following the path of light ever does." and "Following the Light Side results in a very light wallet."

Those who've played KOTOR as both LS and DS will understand

[Fenavian]

32) When facing a guy that can shoot lightning from his fingertips, its probably not a good idea to back talk him.

[ScarletRahl]

Yes Hubby this sounds so much like you dear :clown: You will have to show our son tomorrow he will love it :lol:

[Gryphon]

4) Traveling through hyperspace is not like dusting crops.

That was a quote on the walls of teh cinema i went to last night. I couldn't think for the life of me what film it was from...

[Ash]

33) When building your ultimate weapon of destruction don't foget those
snub fighter defences.

[Fenavian]

34) When you have a monsterous space station that can destroy planets, try to cover those ventilation areas esspecially those that lead to sensetive areas, you never know when some Womprat Bombing Ace will ruin your day.

[SoulSeeker]

35)When you try and get off with a princess try to find out first if shes your sister.....