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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:01 pm

Maiawen
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Ozgafen-

Since I am the founder of the Save a Coney Foundation, I received the following letter. The writer wanted to make sure the letter did not fall into the wrong hands. Also, he wanted his message to be heard loud and clear.


Ozgafen Silverleaf- remember me?
I fell under your horse's hoof, just outside of Bree.

You knew me then as Fluffy the Grey.
However, I did not hop my last hop that day.

For now I am know as Fluffy the White (minus pink eyes).
And my tactical moves will take you by surprise.

In my travels, I have learned , the art of dual wield.
Therefore, I do not hide behind a big shiny shield.

My weapons of choice: A magic wand and a rather large carrot.
The latter I find tasty, but I am willing to spare it.

So, Ozgafen Silverleaf, I challenge you to a duel- at the spot of my
"so called demise".
Bring yourself and your weapons- AND NO CONEY PIES!!!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:34 pm

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Wulfsmark
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is great!!!!! I can't wait to see this one!!!!

Yay, great to have you back Mariwen!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:41 pm

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Syro
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How did this happen? :shake:

Ozzy, why didn't you slay that Coney while you had the chance? :(

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:38 pm

Ozgafen
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Fluffy the White, what a funny little name,
After squishing you under hoof you have come up lame.

Your skill with two weapons is not my concern,
How many mittens your fur makes is what I shall learn.

As far as your weapons of choice I have this to decide,
Shall I use your wand as a spit or to stir the pot with you inside?

If you have friends you will need to bring them along,
Butterbeer will soon be ringing the dinner gong.

Lastly I desire this question to be answered,
Shall you be prepared baked, roasted, stewed or skewered?

I accept your dueling challenge and look forward to it with glee,
Im in need of a new rabbits foot, Ill take yours just below the knee.
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:03 pm

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Syro
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ROFL!!!! :lol:

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!! :eek:

We want to see blood!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:12 pm

Maiawen
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Ozgafen-

Another letter from Fluffy the White.


Ozgafen Silverleaf, you are such a fool!
I cannot believe you accepted my challenge to a duel.

You undoubtedly have lost all sense of reason.
The only fur you will see leave me- is from this dreadful shedding season.

And let me make one thing crystal clear.
No one makes fun of my magic wand, you hear?

That magic wand means the world to me.
It is from my old magic show days at The Prancing Pony.

As for friends- I have plenty- I do not mean to boast.
They are all invited later- to the Elf and Tater Roast.

As for my lucky foot- it is the one I will be lickin'.
I hear Elf tastes a lot like chicken.
Last edited by Maiawen on Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:28 pm, edited 2 times in total.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:42 am

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lol
"you see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. you're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. where can you go from there? where?"
-nigel tufnel

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:49 pm

Ozgafen
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Fluffy the White -

You say Elf tastes like chicken, surely you must be joking,
Just for that my hands around your neck will have you choking.

I would advise you hippity-hoppity back to your hole,
Before you find your tasty parts stewed in a bowl.

You said it is your foot that you will be lickin,
I must correct you for it is your butt Ill be kicking!

You had better pay close attention to this rhyme,
Or risk being roasted with a sprig of thyme.

You had a chance to turn the other cheek,
You could have accepted your roll among the meek.

However, since you continue to speak to me with spite,
It is time for the Fellowship of Coney Connoisseurs to UNITE!
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:49 pm

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Syro
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mmmmm I smell chicken! :thumb:

Hahaha!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:29 pm

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Watch it bub, I hear men and hobbits taste like the other white meat!
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:07 pm

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Syro
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Ding! Fighters to your corners. :smack:

Ozzy... I am impartial on this one. You two pound it out and may the best chicken win! :D

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:32 pm

Maiawen
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Ozgafen-

Yet another letter.


Ozgafen Silverleaf, you are well versed in the written word-
But everything you said is absolutely absurd.

Flee! Never! But I will tell you this-
You should take yourself back to Imladris.

Oh wait- you cannot go back to your beloved Rivendell-
Since, you were exiled because of your pungent smell.

It seems your odor was so bad-
You could not even reside in Malenhad.

So I am guessing you would taste more like Putrid Slime-
Which cannot be remedied by any herb, including thyme.

And I am amazed that you are a Fellow Coney Connoisseur-
Being that you could bottle your scent and call it Eau De Manure.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:43 pm

Ozgafen
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The smell you mention is not me I swear it,
It must be coming from your friend the ferret.

Your prose has great wit and is very clever indeed,
Soon however youll be buried and pushing up a weed.

Like a chocolate bunny Ill first take your left then your right ear,
Then separate your white fluffy tail from your rear.

You may think you have the skill to defeat me,
My guess is youll show up to the duel but turn tail and flee.

So here is the brass ring just reach up and grab it,
Odds are you wont last a minute you silly wabbit.

Finally I leave you with these words borrowed from a man named Cleese,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:20 pm

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Syro
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mmmmmmmmmmm chicken :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:37 am

Maiawen
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Breaking News from Fluffy-


For those of you wondering what has happened to me-
I recently visited my old hopping ground The Prancing Pony.

You see I had just finished reading Coney Coif a new hare style book-
And I decided to update my old and tired look.

All I can say is Cecil Oaksey (the barber) is an artistic genius with shears-
He dyed my fur light brown and gave me fashionable lop ears.

Spring is in the air- so FOR NOW I am not concerned with chasing elves-
If you want to see my new look- go to the thread titled Photos of Ourselves.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:18 pm

Ozgafen
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Thank you kindly for your informative report,
As always you should expect from me a pithy retort!

While you were reading hare style books and considering a new look,
What I was reading was far more useful, a Wabbit Cook Book!

Though you may have dyed your fur brown and lengthened your ears,
It still will not stop me from hunting you down and kicking your rear.

Spring may be in the air and you may not wish to chase me,
I can assure you however, I shall not rest until. Awwwww, what a cute widdle bunny!
Ozgafen Level 50 Champion (GM Tailor, GM Prospector & GM Forrester)
Warin Level 49 Guardian (GM Metalsmith, GM Prospector & Tailor)
Runescryer Level 15 Lore Master (GM Scholar, GM Farmer, Weaponsmith)
Nicknack Level 12 Burgler (GM Jeweller, GM Cook, GM Prospector)
Jhona Level 6 Bank/AH Mule. I mean Hunter (what ever woodcrafters do)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:07 pm

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Syro
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Yay!

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