Just for fun:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris
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Ya know, a lot of people get fed up with this stuff, but every once in a while I stumble across them again and they give me a good few qiggles. Thanks.
Here's a few of my favs:
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Here's a few of my favs:
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" George Bush, Jan. 11, 2000
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Chuck Norris didn't start as a level 1 in WoW. He started as a raid boss.
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